Chris Brown releases his statement, aplogizes, and finds God.

The Chris Brown camp finally comes out to say something about his Ike-ish ways,

"Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person. Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writing under my name are frauds."

For real tho, I'm more interested in RiRi's statement, since there is speculation that she may not press charges ( being that she started the damn fight), and they may just elope-you know how these crazy celebs do.